These have been circulating forever, and I wish I knew who wrote them so I could give credit, but since I don't I'll just say that I got these somewhere on the net:
LOVE EQUATIONS
Smart man + Smart woman = Romance
Smart man + Dumb woman = Affair
Dumb man + Smart woman = Marriage
Dumb man + Dumb woman = Pregnancy
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn't need.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman always has the last say in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men
are a lot more willing to die.
=)
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